"new york" Funny Status Messages

   The weather in New York is partly cloudy and warm...just like A-Rods urine sample

   did you know that Women in New York may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

   A New York animal shelter is seeking donations of Viagra to treat a pit bull. I'm thinking that this is going to be one of the most frightning animals on the planet.

   New York Times reports Neanderthals mated with humans thousands of years before "Jersey Shore."

   On 1 August 1981, MTV played the 1st music video "Video Killed the Radio Star". On Feb. 23 1992 "(18 years ago today) MTV played the 1st reality show "the Real World New York" and so began a metaphorical song "Reality Killed the Video star"!

   Should've Driven to New York in my Toyota to see Puxotony Phil

   NBC is paying Conan O'Brien 30 million dollars to do absolutely nothing. As a result, Conan has been named an honorary New York Knick.

   n't air travel wonderful? Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil..